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March 21, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week, Netflix reached a $100 million deal with actor Will Smith for the rights to his next movie. Not to be outdone, D.J. Jazzy Jeff also reached a deal with Netflix where he pays $6.99 a month...
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May 23, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Friday, Vice President Joe Biden started a speech at an Ohio ice cream factory by saying “My name is Joe Biden and I like ice cream.” But, to be fair, that how he starts every speech. 2. Google...
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May 26, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. While campaigning yesterday in Santa Fe on behalf of his wife, Bill Clinton argued for a half hour with a 24-year-old Bernie Sanders supporter. It wasn’t on the issues, he was just trying to get her...
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May 27, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Thursday, U.S. health officials reported the first case of a patient with an infection resistant to all known antibiotics. To learn more about this infection talk to the guy coughing on you on...
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December 14, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to the Committee to Protect Journalist, 257 journalist have been jailed around the world over the past year. Or, as we will refer to that number once Trump takes office, the good ole days....
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January 2, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Inside sources say, for the past 30 years, the first thing President-elect Donald Trump does every morning is read news clippings that are all about him. Unfortunately, now the rest of America does...
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February 10, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Wednesday night, news anchor Scott Pelley started “The CBS Evening News” by saying President Trump “is divorced from reality.” So add ‘reality’ to the long list of things Melania is jealous of. 2....
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August 10, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. In her upcoming ‘tell-all’ book, former presidential aide Omarosa Manigault Newman claims that while working in the White House President Trump showed signs of mental decline. The number one sign of...
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September 28, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a recent interview, tennis superstar Serena Williams said her new baby daughter helped her recover from her recent U.S Open loss. “Really? Can we borrow your baby,” said the New York Jets. 2....
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November 4, 2019 – Monologues Jokes
1. The makers of the board game Clue have announced that the game’s next edition will be the first to feature a bathroom as a possible crime scene. As in, “Professor Plum, in the bathroom, one hour...
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